• Name: Kitty Brucknell
  • Name:
  • Occupation: X Factor hopeful
  • Best work: Singing well in the X Factor
  • Worst work: All the attention-seeking
  • Worth: Less than £
  • Significant others:
  • Most likely to: Piss everyone off, repeatedly

In her first audition, Kitty came out and humbly sang her song quite well, when the judges told her she sang it quite well, she got an attitude across her face. Since then she has pissed off EVERY SINGLE PERSON who's ever watched the X Factor, with her annoying behaviour and overblown gestures. Including wearing a light-up suit that revealed a wonderful Kitty camel toe. Then at Judge's Houses she jumped into Louis Walsh's swimming pool fully clothed. Not akin to a war crime or anything like that, just tremendously annoying.

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