One Day seems to have been getting fairly mixed reviews, varying from "beautiful in a way that life often is, not movies" to "it’s an appalling, excruciatingly dull film right up to the point that it makes you so angry you’ll want to crush a Mogwai under your boot" (thanks Pajiba), although we'd be inclined to agree with the latter review rather than the former. If we had seen it. Which we haven't.

When we said in our review of the Tinie Tempah record that we liked Ellie Goulding unreservedly, what we should've said is we like Ellie Goulding for only as long as the one true Elly isn't around. We speak of the one who calls herself La Roux.