Holy Moly! - Lauren Pope

Bruce Forsyth!

John Hill — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 20:53:35 +0000

National Television Awards 2012 arrivals: Gypsy Wedding, Tulisa the swan and Fatima

Anyway, before we get to the awards themselves we've got all the pictures from the red carpet. Dresses! Shoes! Haircuts! Legs! Hands! Handbags! Leg bracelets! Eyes! Bruce Forsyth!

Points to note:

Tulisa's dress
Leigh Francis' suit
Fatima Whitbread's moxy (yeah, moxy)
Those two from Big Fat Gypsy Wedding (that's a deep teak if you were wondering)
And
The TOWIE girls actually looking reasonably classy.

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The Only Way Is Berserk

Gemma Exley — Wed, 28 Dec 2011 10:14:43 +0000

TOWIE stars have a night out, looks like an alcohol awareness campaign

We've not really got any idea what's going on in the above - it looks like a Dear Deidre photo story featuring Al Murray and Jacko, so we'll just leave the explanation to the photo agency's caption:

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Sack the stylist, or get one

Gemma Exley — Wed, 21 Dec 2011 12:11:47 +0000

HM fashion disasters of the year 2011: some surprising, some not so much

So, in the mix of stretched sateen and polyester, we have the normally impeccable Frieda Pinto in a tux/gown combo, Pixie Geldof in her Buffalos, Katie Price dressed as a book cover, Jared Leto in a Snuggie, Geri Halliwell in a bridal dress (it wasn't her wedding), Princess Beatrice at the Royal Wedding wedding in a fallopian tube hat, Jessie J dressed for Strictly, Christina Aguilera in a very misguided basque, Ke$ha just being Ke$ha, Taylor Momsen just being Taylor Momsen, Emma Watson managing to make Valentino look cheap, Cheryl Cole in the outfit so bad it got her sacked, Katy Perry sti

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Is that OK?

Gemma Exley — Wed, 30 Nov 2011 09:42:42 +0000

OK! magazine christmas party, nip-slips, TOWIE, Katona, Cundy and Heaton ahoy!

Despite the weekly features about the state of Jennifer Aniston's uterus, it's our very own z-listers that are OK! magazine's main bread and butter, so what better way to reward them for spending at least a couple of minutes per week speaking on the phone to a ghost writer than to thrown a big piss-up where they can behave in exactly the fashion that made them famous in the first place. It's the jolly old cycle of life.

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Does the Pope smoke dope? She might've done when she got dressed

Gemma Exley — Thu, 17 Nov 2011 09:32:39 +0000

Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn premiere, mania hits UK, now with added z-listers

Is Twilight Saga: Breaking Hymen Dawn actually out yet or do we have to endure yet more pics of Grumpy and Poshy on the red carpet? SPOILER ALERT: this is the one where they have zzzzzzzzzex.

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Making a spectacle of themselves

Gemma Exley — Wed, 16 Nov 2011 09:43:31 +0000

Spectacle Wearer of the Year Awards, where people with perfect vision briefly wear specs

Renowned spectacle wearers Nancy Dell'Olio, Lauren Pope, Lauren Goodger, Kara Tointon and Martine McCutcheon were all out last night, although it was The Wanted's Max George who scored the night's top prize. Honestly, Mr HM was had.

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Good game, good game

John Hill — Tue, 08 Nov 2011 09:35:06 +0000

Modern Warfare 3 launch: TOWIE, Dynamo, Ashley Cole, Katie Melua and Jack Whitehall

Apparently there were celebrities there, although we hardly saw them, instead spending most of our time watching huge guys from Croydon standing next to games consoles, desperate to play, but having obviously been told by their heavily made-up girlfriends beforehand that if they even thought about it they'd find themselves pretty lonely on the way home.

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Who nose who'd win?

Gemma Exley — Thu, 13 Oct 2011 09:43:37 +0000

London last night: Jodie Marsh and Tara Palmer Tomkinson in nose-off!

According to Lonely Planet, "London has not exuded so much confidence since the heady days of empire in the late 19th century" and these pictures demonstrate exactly why - it's one of the most beautiful cities in whole wide world!

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The perfect birthday

John Hill — Fri, 30 Sep 2011 08:36:16 +0000

TOWIE Lauren Pope's Birthday, joined by Katie Price and Smurf spunk lady

The pictures are all from Lauren Pope's birthday at Zilli's Fish Restaurant, and while most of them are fairly tedious, it's almost worth it just for that last one. Katie Price has been beaten at her own game.

Incidentally, does that reddish brown haired one from TOWIE really, really irritate the shit out of you, or is it just us? We're talking comparatively to the rest of the cast of course, but even with the bar set that high she still makes it over with relative ease. Maria Fowler. That's her name.

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MO nominations MO problems

John Hill — Thu, 01 Sep 2011 09:58:29 +0000

MOBO nominations: Adele, The Streets and N-Dubz not representative of majority of acts

So. All jokes aside (barely), here's the nominations, and it's nice to see Jamie Woon has managed to make a large enough number of people sad to get him in, as well as our best pal Wretch 32 (three two, not thirty two) and red carpet aficionado Chipmunk. If there's an award Adele can't be nominated for, we haven't found it yet and maybe if Tinie Tempah wasn't so busy making vast sums of money in the US we'd be a bit more supportive of his career.

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