• Name: Lily Allen
• Age: 24
• Occupation: Singer-songwriter
• Best Work: The Fear
• Worst work: The chat show
• Worth: ££
• Significant Others: Older men
• Most Likely to: Mouth off
• PAPS: 337
• SLAPS: 265

The paparazzi's darling. Lily consistently raises a middle finger to naysayers and critics alike, and manages to do more good stuff than bad (although that 'Fuck You' song is RUBBISH). It can't have been easy growing up the daughter of Keith, but Lily has managed to become the most original pop stars Britain has produced since Liam Gallagher. The fact that she hates Perez Hilton as much as we do helps a bit. As pictures of Lily often show, she likes a drink or two. Or three.