Holy Moly! - Lily Allen

mild fail

Gemma Exley — Wed, 04 Jan 2012 15:19:36 +0000

Celeb news round-up: Lily Allen names baby, Nick Cannon's kidney fails mildly plus more

So, according to Lily Allen's mum, the baby everyone has so far been calling Mini Cooper is actually named Ethel.

Meanwhile, Mariah Carey posted the above pic on her Twitter, writing: "Please pray for (husband) Nick as he's fighting to recover from a mild kidney failure."

Finally, following rumours last month, it's been confirmed that Justin Timberlake and Jezzzica Biel are getting married.

That's all. For now. We don't want to distract you from praying for Cannon and his mild kidney failure.

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Everything's Just Wonderful

Mr. HM — Fri, 25 Nov 2011 21:06:25 +0000

Lily Allen gives birth to girl - massive congratulations!

There are absolutely no other details than that and knowing Lily's love of privacy, I wouldn't go expecting that Sun exclusive interview any time soon.

Lily hasn't said a word officially, but her last tweet at 3pm simply said"

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Corden he wait a bit longer

John Hill — Fri, 23 Sep 2011 12:56:34 +0000

James Corden reveals his love for Lily Allen in a somewhat premature autobiography

So yes, James Corden has an autobiography out. Apparently it's quite touching. Not touching like a story about homeless children with AIDS, or touching like the last letter a soldier writes home to his wife before the final push at Ypres, but still quite touching. The closest metaphor would probably be touching like when someone sneezes and someone they don't know says 'bless you'.

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Luton? Why are they there?

John Hill — Wed, 10 Aug 2011 11:03:43 +0000

Jessie J, Lily Allen and others tweet about London riots, some might say unnecessarily

Unfortunately for you lot, the same cannot be said for the celebrity illiterati, who seemingly spent the whole time brutally mashing their opinions onto twitter as fast as their overloaded noggins could manage. Makes sense though, after all, why wouldn't you want to know what Jessie J thought about the rioting as you watched your family shop being looted and burned to the ground. Thanks celebrybody. Thanks celebrymuch.

Jessie J:

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Starry Starry Night

Harry Bow — Fri, 29 Jul 2011 09:17:43 +0000

London Last Night, featuring Lily Allen, Peaches Geldof, Kelly Brook and so much more

Nope, last tweet sent 12 hours ago say it was her first night out of the year... Wait - what?! That can't be right, can it? We guess time flies when you're having fun - and we've definitely had fun not looking at Geldof every day, so perhaps it is true...

Because we don't know what her job is at the moment, the only other Geldof news we have to reports is that she's gone thin. That is all. We'll keep you posted if that ever no longer becomes the case, although hopefully she'll take another seven month sabbatical so that won't be for a while.

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It's KNIT Fair (haha us)

Wed, 27 Jul 2011 13:26:30 +0000

Lily Allen discusses her new favourite hobby: knitting, might do a country album too

Following in the footsteps of Kate Moss and her jam making, Pearl Lowe and her lace and Alex James and his cheese, Lily Allen has found her very own country-activity to replace the bad stuff give London hacks something to write about - knitting...

Yes, Lily Rose, Keith's Daughter, Alfie's Sister, Allen-Cooper or whatever she wants us to call her has found a new hobby in her new found marital and pregnated status: the art of knitting. And it's not just any old scarves and blankets she's knitting, nope, it's cushions too...

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Not a role model

John Hill — Fri, 22 Jul 2011 13:38:45 +0000

Lily Allen gets called a bitch, responds by calling fan fat, fan becomes anorexic

Of course Lily Allen, like any self-respecting former bulimic, knows this, and is in no mood to let any of those balloon-shaped fleshbags give her any lip about anything, ever. No way. Not a chance. Especially not with those droopy diabetic titties they all have. So when one of them, a certain Olivia Davies, tells Lily over Twitter that her face 'makes her sick', it's hardly surprising good ol' Lil comes straight back at the fatfaced fuck:

Olivia: 'Rhino eating a hippo' Davies: "Your face makes me sick, you disgusting bitch."

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Not Lucy In Administration

John Hill — Mon, 18 Jul 2011 10:13:52 +0000

Lily Allen's shop moves locations, she threatens to sue anyone who says otherwise

Not that we're talking about any businesses in particular here. Just musing on the way of the world, chatting about how things sometimes are, theory for theory's sake.

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Jolly polo sticks

Gemma Exley — Mon, 18 Jul 2011 09:29:35 +0000

Celebs flock to watch men on horse-back waving mallets around in the rain, looks fun

Polo used to be a posh game before Katie Price ruined centuries of prestige by riding in on her pink horsebox, but the sport was still trying to cling onto some sense of dignity over the weekend at the Veuve Clicquot Gold Cup Final. A bit of a mixed result on the style front really - we've got bonafide horsey type Jodie Kidd trying to single-handedly bring back C&A and 14-year-old Chloe Moretz pouting like daddy wouldn't buy her a pony so she needs to find a special uncle friend to treat her instead :-/

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The KKK(K)

Thu, 14 Jul 2011 12:03:38 +0000

London last night: Kate Moss, Kelly Osbourne, Katie Price and a hammered Ke$ha

It was mainly the females who were out in force last night. We don't tend to use the word 'douche'. In fact, we completely avoid using the word 'douche'. It's the French name for shower ffs. But someone who we reckon uses the word 'douche' on daily basis is Kelly Osbourne. She was out at the infamous Box Club last night, and funnily enough, looked like a massive douche herself. Those sunglasses are actually very nice, Kelly, but what use do they hold WHEN IT'S PITCH FUCKING BLACK OUTSIDE. No wonder she's gripping onto that David Schwimmer lookalike like he's some kind of guide.

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