• Name: Lindsay Lohan
• Age: 23
• Occupation: Actress
• Best Work: Mean Girls
• Worst work: Sam Ronson
• Worth: £££
• Significant Others: a fair few
• Most Likely to: pour vodka into a volvic bottle
• PAPS: 288
• SLAPS: 305

Taking the child-star-gone-wild archetype to its extremes, LiLo has been in and out of rehab more times than you can say 'lipstick lesbian'. It's now been some years since her last decent film (2007's stripper-drama I Know Who Killed Me sunk without trace) and she is much more widely known for being photographed not wearing much on her bottom half or crouching behind a DJ booth with ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson. Lindsay's idol is Marilyn Monroe but we hope she doesn't go the same way. Perhaps her clothing line consisting entirely of leggings will save her? Good tits. But pictures of Lindsay Lohan's face show her increasingly looking like a 50-year old.