- Name: Lindsay Lohan
- Age: 25
- Occupation: Actress
- Best work: Mean Girls
- Worst work: Sam Ronson
- Worth:
- Significant others: a fair few
- Most likely to: pour vodka into a volvic bottle
Taking the child-star-gone-wild archetype to new extremes, LiLo has been in and out of rehab more times than you can say 'lipstick lesbian'. It's been a few years since her last decent film (2007's stripper-drama I Know Who Killed Me sunk without trace) and she's now better known for being photographed not wearing much on her bottom half or crouching behind a DJ booth with ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson.
Lindsay's idol is Marilyn Monroe but let's pray she doesn't go the same way (hmmm). Perhaps her clothing line consisting entirely of leggings will save her? Good tits. But pictures of Lindsay Lohan's face show her increasingly looking like a 50-year old. We're not looking at her face. We want to see Lindsay's breasts or Lindsay topless. Before it all ends in tears.
In 2010 Lindsay was sentenced to 90 days in prison for lying and breaking her probation following her 2007 DUI charge. She proceeded to dip in and out of rehab, looking worse and worse with every paparazzi photograph. you could almost feel sorry for her, actually no, we hate her far too much.
Oh sod, it, just look at this amazing photoshoot of Lindsay pulling off her underwear.
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