Holy Moly! - Lindsay Lohan

'AmFar from sorting out my problems'

Gemma Exley — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 09:36:18 +0000

amfAR gala kicks off New York Fashion Week: Julianne Moore looks younger than Lohan

As well as Lohan, we have Julianne Moore in Roberto Cavalli, twice Lohan's age, equally red headed, yet one hundred times more beautiful. In fact, the more 'mature' ladies completely trump the juniors, with Sarah Jessica Parker showing the common sense to turn up in a Theyskens Theory jacket over her Oscar de la Renta gown and Heidi Klum (yeah, we know 38 isn't a exactly old) wearing another Cavalli number (AND WEDDING RING). Actually, Cavalli pretty much opened shop for the entire event, with Elizabeth Hurley, Cindy Crawford and Jennifer Hudson also in his frocks.

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No-han, go-han

Gemma Exley — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 16:20:16 +0000

Lindsay Lohan shows her breasts off to Terry Richardson, classy classy lady

Multitasking Lohan combined several of her favourite activities for a Love magazine shoot - smoking, getting her tits out and trying to convince the world that she deserves Michelle Williams' Marilyn Monroe Oscar. Those are the colour shots, although Terry posted some outtakes on his worryingly addictive blog. 'Tits and teeth, love'.

It's actually quite hard to dislike ol' Tezza. Lohan, on the other hand...

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Lindsay Oh-hun

Gemma Exley — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 17:15:40 +0000

Lindsay Lohan - 'glassy eye' report

So according to Radaronline.com, three sources claim to have seen Lohan's glassy stare on Sunday.

The first one said:

“Lindsay was spotted going to the restroom with a male companion on numerous occasions in a short amount of time. When the two of them emerged from the bathroom, Lindsay was giggling and her nose appeared red. Lindsay was spotted only drinking water in the lounge area, but she appeared to be loaded on something, and she seemed under the influence. Lindsay’s eyes were glassy and her pupils were constricted.”

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Lindsay Lowbrow

Gemma Exley — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 12:40:10 +0000

Lindsay Lohan forgets bra and gets a parking ticket, yet remembers to purchase shopping

But because we've seen Lohan's breasts on many many occasions before, there's not really that much to add other than the fact that she uses a Blackberry. How very suspicious, Lohan. How very suspicious.

Meanwhile, here's Miley Cyrus, who's just as attention-seeking free-spirited as her peer. What a lovely week to nip-out in LA.

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Lindsay Loden

Gemma Exley — Wed, 18 Jan 2012 12:29:55 +0000

Lindsay Lohan accused of being involved in Osama Bin Laden death plot, naturally

In a legal file more jibberish than Courtney Love's Twitter account, Thomas A. Green claims (via TMZ):

"(Thomas) set out to command (Lohan) to twitter and stated if (Lohan) acknowledges this is an Osama Bin Laden op all civilians in past wrong doing will receive clemency."

Green also says he is a former U.S. Marine who recently spent time in a homeless shelter due to a "depreciated stage of delusion and hallucinations."

He also adds:

"(Lohan) might be a high-end prostitute."

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Paw vs poor

Gemma Exley — Tue, 17 Jan 2012 12:46:49 +0000

Weinstein Company Golden Globes after party: Lohan gets trumped by Uggie the dog, obvs

According to reports, all the proper celebs like Uggie the dog from The Artist, Michelle Williams, Alexander Skarsgard, Meryl Streep, Tilda Swinton etc, were ushered through the proper entrance to Harvey Weinstein's Golden Globes party. Obviously Lindsay Lohan didn't have an invite, so she apparently snuck through the back and then pushed her way to the front to pose for pictures. Because Uggie's too classy for the 'beg' pose, Lohan took it over. Rumours that she later got her chops around a bone unconfirmed.

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People wearing expensive clothes at the Chateau Marmont

John Hill — Thu, 12 Jan 2012 11:46:09 +0000

Awards season parties start, Lindsay Lohan looks healthy, Jamie Foxx looks hairy

Of course to have a proper awards season you've got to have pre-awards season parties, just like the Weinstein barn dance box social above, which took place at the Chateau Marmont, LA.

Since there's not really much of a story behind it, we thought we'd point out the highlights:

Jamie Foxx has a huge beard
Lindsay Lohan looks relatively well (as far as the surgery will allow)
I keep confusing Carey Mulligan and Michelle Williams
Stifler's Mom
Thora Birch, still not conforming.

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Why exactly is her heart beating so fast?

Gemma Exley — Wed, 11 Jan 2012 10:53:01 +0000

Lindsay Lohan's Philipp Plein campaign shows off designer's flair for Photoshop

And in the first big surprise of the year, Lohan's got another job. No, not the lead role in a Liz Taylor biopic, although we did hear that rumour spread by her mum the press yesterday.

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Untitled because it doesn't exist

Gemma Exley — Thu, 22 Dec 2011 10:55:34 +0000

Lindsay Lohan wants everyone to know that she has a script

And, Jesus, look at her sister. Have a turkey and stuffing sandwich, girl.

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Dead impressed

Gemma Exley — Thu, 15 Dec 2011 09:33:08 +0000

Lindsay Lohan makes it to court on time, gets praised by judge for morgue work

Talking of cooch, Lindsay Lohan's nude Playboy spread hits the stands today with all of the impact of a Hefner doing it missionary after pretty much everyone saw it online already, but she was in court for a progress report hearing relating to her recent conviction for a probation violation.

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