• Name: Louis Walsh
• Age: 57
• Occupation: music manager / TV presenter
• Best Work: Boyzone
• Worst work: Westlife
• Worth: £££
• Significant Others: Now there's a question...
• Most Likely to: offend Ronan Keating
• PAPS: 173
• SLAPS: 160

The sparkling eyes of this Irish leprechaun hide a heart of stone. Always with the focus on the money, Walsh managed the early careers of Boyzone and Girls Aloud but has managed to fall out with them following some indiscreet comments and decisions which treated the 'artists' more like 'products'. The tubby millionaire has been a judge on both Popstars and the X Factor but it is unclear whether his spat with fellow judges including Sharon Osbourne have been genuine or created for the pickings of the tabloids. It's scary to know that people like Louis control pop. Has never married.