The Sun, sister paper of the now-defunct News of the World, have been affectionally calling their Military Awards 'the Millies', which initially caused some confusion. It was actually an event to honour army people, although you probably won't guess that judging from the guests, the majority of which may have thought the 'front line' was the prime bar spot at Movida.

In the words of Heather Small (the only person not at last night's event), what have you done today to make you feeeeeel proud? Held your fart in on the tube? Got dressed in the dark so as not to wake your sleeping partner? Looked at the above picture of Gail Platt without so much of a snigger? Well done YOU, pat on the back - you're a hero to us even if you're unlikely to win a Pride of Britain award any time soon...