Madge is the celebrity that just keeps on giving, the one all the wannabes look up to. While we recently believed she had settled down as an English county lady / earth mother, she confounded us by divorcing Guy and popping back up with a 22-year-old lover called - you could not write this stuff - Jesus. Often-surprising, always-embarrassing, from simulating sex in an empty bed for Like A Virgin to giving birth to some crows on Ray Of Light, the sinewy spinster commands attention. Her latest projects include directing a film, W.E., to be released this year and opening a gym in Mexico. All eyes are now on Lourdes, Rocco, David Banda and Mercy James to see how they can rebel from the ultimate rebel herself.