In a similar vein to the Man City vs Stoke FA Cup final, it was the Super Bowl last night. Yes, we'll put you out of your misery because we're sure there's been a lot of anticipation - The Giants won. They're the team that Gisele's jock faced husband Tom Brady doesn't play for, FYI. As well as a small amount of 'football' (AKA American speak for 'tag'), there were some adverts and a bunch of celebrities doing stuff - Janet Jackson's breast didn't make a reappearance, nor did the corpse of Christina Aguilera's career, but we did have a lot of Madonna - just being Madonna. No gimmicks, just a troop of Roman soldiers and a Givenchy wardrobe. Seriously, this wasn't so much the 'half time entertainment' as the main reason to watch six hours of commercial breaks scattered with watered down rugby.

In the most exciting news for Madonna fans since yesterday, when we told you she was rush releasing her single, Madonna has now released the track list for new album MDNA. For those of you who don't know what the kids are doing these days with all their thump-thump music and whizz bang drugs, MDNA is a shortened version of Madonna, but get this, it also sounds a bit like MDMA, which is an illegal party drug! Edgy, eh?