• Name: Marc Anthony
• Age:
• Occupation: singer/songwriter/actor
• Best Work: seduction
• Worst work: When the Night is Over
• Worth: ££
• Significant Others: Jenifer Lopez
• Most Likely to: Be confused with a spicy dip
• PAPS: 104
• SLAPS: 103

Slimy salsa star Lopez is only known in the UK for being married to J-Lo and being the father of her twins. However. In the US he's sold quite a few record pedalling his cheesy Latin wares. His most recent album includes a duet with Lopez, helping him gain more attention and her to bolster her failing music career. Rat-faced 'playas' worldwide can look to Marc and know there is hope.