Unless it's Katie Price, or Ryan Giggs, or someone whose love life is just a plain joke in itself, then it's difficult to yield anything even mildly amusing out of the divorce of two regular, quiet people. So the the news just announced that Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are planning to divorce after seven years together isn't exactly going to create a massive lolfest on this website. The couple confirmed their split in a joint statement released last night.

Look kiddies, it's Shrek emerging from the swamp. Where's Princess Fiona? Hang on a second- we'd know that bleeding bonce anywhere. It's only Wayne Rooney, who with his new hair line kind of reminds us of those iron filing face toys from the 70s. A quick google search says the name I'm looking for is Wooly Willy, which seems appropriate in this instance.