Holy Moly! - Mariah Carey

mild fail

Gemma Exley — Wed, 04 Jan 2012 15:19:36 +0000

Celeb news round-up: Lily Allen names baby, Nick Cannon's kidney fails mildly plus more

So, according to Lily Allen's mum, the baby everyone has so far been calling Mini Cooper is actually named Ethel.

Meanwhile, Mariah Carey posted the above pic on her Twitter, writing: "Please pray for (husband) Nick as he's fighting to recover from a mild kidney failure."

Finally, following rumours last month, it's been confirmed that Justin Timberlake and Jezzzica Biel are getting married.

That's all. For now. We don't want to distract you from praying for Cannon and his mild kidney failure.

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Putting the 'no' in noble

Gemma Exley — Mon, 12 Dec 2011 16:39:48 +0000

Noble Gift Gala, with Mariah Carey, Eva Longoria, Lizzie Cundy and an Ecclestone

Take Tamara Eccletone, it must actually be a challenge for her trying to work out what to spend her fortune on next (and a challenge to work out anything, tbh). According to her dad Bernie, her and her sister Petra have been irresponsibly ripping through the almost $5 billion he set away for them to invest.

Talking to the Mail, Bernie said:

“The idea was that they’d buy super-quality property that would be long-term, for their children and everything else.

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All I Want For Christmas Is A Nintendo DS From Macys

Gemma Exley — Thu, 01 Dec 2011 15:02:58 +0000

Justin Bieber and Mariah Carey All I Want for Christmas video released, unnecessarily

Still, seeing as it's 1st December, Justin can finally shave off the tash he spent 30 days growing for Movember...

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Pregnancy didn't effect her at all

John Hill — Thu, 05 May 2011 16:26:02 +0000

Mariah Carey names her two newborn twins after apartment decor and a dead actress

Would you like to hear a little story before we get to the main event? Something about how Mariah Carey used to be able to balance a Peugeot on the tip of her chin? A rip-roaring tale of adventure featuring her exploits in the Middl-East? Anything at all to overwhelm the constant sense that everyday you are slowly sinking deeper and deeper into a bottomless pit of black syrup? No, us neither...

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Do you Carey?

Sun, 01 May 2011 10:00:53 +0000

Mariah Carey gives birth to twins while listening to her own song

Mariah stuck on 'We Belong Together' in the hospital ward as she squeezed out her young'uns, but reports that she skipped it to 'Crybaby' once the pair were born is yet to be confirmed.

Nonetheless, the singer gave birth to a baby girl first, weighing 5lb 3oz, followed by a baby boy, weighing 5lb 6oz. Neither of them have names yet, but we're expecting something seriously seriously awful - sick in the mouth type stuff - like Butterfly Kitten Cannon-Carey or Cotton Candy Cannon-Carey.

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Always be my baby bump

Harry Bow — Tue, 29 Mar 2011 10:45:22 +0000

Guess the celebrity baby bump covered in paint and a plaster

Of course it's Mariah - on fire - Carey... Every single one of her songs has the word 'baby' in the lyrics so it's less fun coming up with puns than you'd think when talking about her 'Precious' load.

Anyway, since she was last seen toppling over, we're glad she's doing well in her pregnancy. Twins apparently. Imagine if one looked like Danny DeVito and the other Arnie, that would be funny. Good luck, Mariah!

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Carey less?

Harry Bow — Wed, 13 Oct 2010 14:48:31 +0000

London Film Festival 2010: Keira Knightley & Carey Mulligan launch with Never Let Me Go

Even funnier than that last scene from Atonement.

The main reason anyone's spoken about the film before is because Knightley and Mulligan apparently kiss in it, which we seem to remember was to only thing of interest in that other one she did with Sienna Miller, but looking at the trailer we sort of get the idea that the actress is playing herself - ie, a bit of a snooty bitch...

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Beached whale?

John Hill — Mon, 27 Sep 2010 12:21:22 +0000

Mariah Carey falls over on stage in Singapore, effects felt as far away as London

After she tumbles, Carey, being the consummate professional she is, immediately blames her shoes and demands her midget assistant come on stage and removes them while she continues warbling about whatever nonsense she thinks is relevant.

Ask any demolitions expert and they'll tell you that when a woman collapses like that, in that specific pattern, it's as if it was done on purpose. There's two conclusions we can draw from this; 9/11 was an inside job, and Mariah Carey is now mentally and physically unstable.

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All I wants for Christmas Is a Baby (she's around five months gone, right?)

Harry Bow — Tue, 24 Aug 2010 10:10:51 +0000

No need for official confirmation, Mariah Carey is clearly pregnant, precious

You can't even imagine the kind of diva strop that Mariah will pull in labour, can you? Having said that, her pregnancy rider will probably be fairly similar to her general one - a thousand Swarovski-covered doves to be released upon delivery and only stairs that go down, even if they're going up (she's seen the Esher painting). Husband Nick Cannon can have his own wide birth.

Anyway, the mid-wife won't be the first person to get a clear view up Mariah's fanny - click here.

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Pigs in Wigs

Mr. HM — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 07:30:16 +0000

Oscars 2010: Our fashion experts comment on the dresses. Ish.

Now some of you may be thinking this is a cynical ploy to whack up a gallery of 35 or so pictures of people who've spent $40,000 on spanx and $3 on earings. You'd be pretty much correct - but this is the end of the Awards season so give us those clicks one last time damn you.

Le house de la holy Moly les fashione critique:

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