• Name: Marilyn Manson
• Age:
• Occupation: Anti-Christ
• Best Work: Mechanical Animals
• Worst work: Tainted Love
• Worth: ££
• Significant Others: Divorced from Dita Von Teese, now with Rose MacGowan
• Most Likely to: Corrupt your daughter
• PAPS: 131
• SLAPS: 130

Twisted genius Manson has a talent for offending the moral majority. The comedy goth's career has only been assisted by persistent rumours that his original identity was Brian in the Wonder Years ( his real name is Brian Warner). A romantic gift exchanged between him and Dita was a real-life taxidermy model of two swans shagging. You've got to respect a guy with such dedication to the theatrical darkside.