When you're on the reality TV trail, is it important that the general public don't think you're a useless, stupid wastrel (well, more so than you appear to be on your programme anyway)? Surely any character flaw just makes the show more exciting to watch, relatively speaking. We only ask because we just can't figure out why these low-grade couples keep using the media as a medium for their domestic sniping.   Katie Price recently did it in the most appalling way possible with Alex Reid, and it seems like Kerry and her pugnaciously stupid ex-husband have decided to rekindle their shit-flinging match now as well. Wonderful.

So we once again return to the idyllic setting that is Kerry Katona's life. The ponies are prancing, the birds are singing, the reality shows are filming and her ice-skates are holding. Things honestly couldn't be better for the Best Mum In The World Ever, in fact, even a quick bump of magic salt probably couldn't make her any happier than she is now.   Unfortunately for the moon-faced blonde, it's this kind of truly wonderful state of affairs that attracts the worst elements of society: journalists, accountants and people with at least half a brain. Like we said, the worst.