Remember old four-eyed speccy twat from back in the fifth grade? Well, he teamed his glasses with a black roll-neck sweater and became a graphic designer - who's laughing now, bullies?! Actually, they are, because they were all having fun on the red carpet at Spectacle Wearer of the Year Awards 2011 DESPITE THE FACT DON'T EVEN WEAR GLASSES. What a sham. 

Whatevs, Cannes - you might have Hollywood, but we've got Peter Andre, the cast of TOWIE, Alice DeLOL, Michelle Ryan, Henry Conway, Martine McCutcheon, Elen Rives, Ronnie Wood, Rachel Stevens AND the gardener from Desperate Housewives who went out with Nadine Coyle. Yeah, up yours, south of France!