• Name: Mary Kate Olsen
• Age:
• Occupation: Actress / brand
• Best Work: That adorable face
• Worst work: All the 'acting'
• Worth: £££
• Significant Others: Nate Lowan
• Most Likely to: Be a living doll, dwarfed by her cup of coffee
• PAPS: 113
• SLAPS: 127

The 'darker' of the Olsen twin, in both looks and attitude, MK has lately been trying to establish her career independently of her sister in films such as The Factory. She and Ashley were were first pimped into showbiz age only nine-months and, as young girls, had their own TV Show following their charmed tweeny lives. It is lucky that they both grew up as button-cute and pliant, inspiring a life style's worth of merchandise including perfumes, books and dolls. Kate was friends with the late Heath Ledger but her own drug use is unsubstantiated.