• Name: Mathew Horne
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  • Occupation: Actor, 'comedian'
  • Best work: Gavin & Stacey
  • Worst work: Corden and Horne
  • Worth: ££
  • Significant others: Corden
  • Most likely to: Be half of the 'new Cannon and Ball'

The cardigan-wearing pretty boy charmed the nation playing newly wed Gavin in Gavin & Stacey, despite not having any of the funny lines. His stock rapidly devalued, however, with the rushed release of the most wildy unfunny sketch show of the decade, Corden & Horne. The programme surpasses even the last series of Little Britain in its ill-thought-out crudeness . Matt, stop fluttering your eyelashes and go away and think about what you have done.

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