• Name: Meg Matthews
• Age:
• Occupation: Mum
• Best Work: Anais
• Worst work: The boob job(s)
• Worth: £
• Significant Others: Divorced from Noel
• Most Likely to: Be back out on the town
• PAPS: 148
• SLAPS: 170

Although it was widely thought that Noel Gallagher's classic Britpop love song Slide Away was written about Meg, it was in fact about his previous girlfriend. Unlucky, Meg. The brassy blonde met and married Noel while she was working in PR and is mother to his daughter Anais. Notorious of late for the extravagant way in which she treats the 'little princess' and her thoroughly terrifying breasts, which seem to have an independent life.