• Name: Mel B
• Age: 34
• Occupation: Singer
• Best Work: Spice Girls
• Worst work: Lullaby
• Worth: £££
• Significant Others: Stephen Belafonte
• Most Likely to: never own the Nutty Professor DVD
• PAPS: 139
• SLAPS: 134

Known as the 'scary one' she spent most of her time in the group donning leopard print and getting her northern voice heard. After going solo and having a number 1 with Missy Elliott her singing career wasn't really worth it anymore so she set out across the pond to start a new life there with her daughter. Three years into her emigration she was up the duff with Eddie Murphy's baby. On hearing the news Murphy did what any self-respecting male would do: he denied it was his. A few DNA tests later and Murphy is now officially the proud father of a Spice Girl prodigy.