Holy Moly! - Mel B

We'd forgotten he'd even existed

Gemma Exley — Tue, 01 Nov 2011 11:57:55 +0000

Remember Jimmy Goldcard? We do now we've had our memory nudged - he's the Dutch choreographer/dancer who doesn't even have his own Wikipedia page despite marrying Mel B at the height of the Spice Girl's career. They had a daughter, Phoenix Chi, before divorcing a year later (hey, they beat Kardashian and her husband!), with Mel being granted parental custody although ordered to pay a £1.25million settlement.

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No Woot: WOOT

I beg your Parton

John Hill — Thu, 14 Apr 2011 13:06:14 +0000

Who's the Hoff hassling?: HM Pictures of the Day 14th April 2011

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Not so Great Britain

Sun, 03 Apr 2011 07:14:08 +0000

Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards: all the winners and pictures

The usual Hollywood gang were on the orange carpet and in the eye of the lens: Kim Kardashian bursting out of her dress, her sister Kourtney drowning in her's, Paris Hilton looking like she has a lazy eye and Miley Cyrus managing to dress Reviews

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The B stands for Baby

Mon, 21 Mar 2011 10:38:21 +0000

Mel B pregnant with third child, new hobby for the Spice Girls

It's a third child for Melanie Brown, who already 12-year-old Phoenix Chi and three-year-old Angel Iris from past relationships. And it's a second baby for husband of three years, Stephen Belafonte, who, incidentally, has spent most of his life looking like a baby himself. He described the moment his wife's piss turned the blank pregnancy test positive:

"I promptly got a bottle of Cristal champagne and said, 'Baby, enjoy this glass because you can't drink anymore!' I must tell you, she really enjoyed that glass of Cristal."

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Kerry's back on the saus (ages)

John Hill — Tue, 15 Mar 2011 14:27:06 +0000

The Shayk's: HM Pictures of the Day 15th March 2011

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Sucker Spice (part 2)

HM writer — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 12:08:54 +0000

Sugar Tits: HM Pictures Of The Day, 7th March 2011

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Snakes on an Insane (woman)

Harry Bow — Wed, 02 Mar 2011 15:06:17 +0000

Quote of the day: Snoop Dogg scared Lady Gaga has a snake up her vagina

Remember when Justin Bieber recently described Lady Gaga as "gross"? Well, Snoop Dogg has gone a bit further, telling Blackbook magazine:

"She's weird as f**k. Who knows, she might have a snake or a knife in her p***y if you try to get some from her.

"I don't judge Lady Gaga. She makes good s**t, not like a lot of other garbage being repeated."

Snoop's not the only one with a fear of snakes slipping up vaginas...

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One Elle of a bikini line

HM writer — Mon, 28 Feb 2011 12:19:19 +0000

What's Going On Down Under?: HM Pictures Of The Day 28th February 2011

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Is there anyone left who doesn't know Nigella's age?

John Hill — Wed, 24 Nov 2010 14:55:36 +0000

Detective John Kimble: HM pics of the day 24th Nov 2010

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Speak to the palm, because you're not the bomb!

HM writer — Tue, 16 Nov 2010 15:19:40 +0000

Mel B: It's a Scary World, especially if people get beaten up

Here they are on a date night, casually trying to enjoy themselves and sound vaguely interesting enough for the cameras. But Mel B's so distracted, and won't put down her BlackBerry! Perhaps she's sending abusive messages to Eddie Murphy again.

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