Friday's edition of HM Pictures of the Day is what some might call a 'CORKER'. For a start, we've got an ex Countdown co-host, a man with a huge orange forehead and at least three girls in bikinis. In fact, there's exactly three girls in bikinis. They go by the name of 90210's AnnaLynne McCord - who isn't so much in a bikini, more her bra and trackies, Shauna Sand - who we'd be lying if we said we had ever heard of and, finally, we've only got Kelly Brook in another picture in another bikini. She's being far too good to us these days. The ex Countdown co-host we mentioned sadly wasn't Richard Whiteley, but the lovely Carol Vorderman, while the man with huge orange forehead was, of course, Calum Best. The rest of today's CORKER is made up by Ashlee Simpson, Melinda Messenger, Jennifer Love-Hewitt and serial soccer shagger, Imogen Thomas.

Channel 5 is entering a new dawn. No longer will it be the television station you can turn to at 10 in the evening, lie back and happily while away the next ten minutes watching Emmanuel I through IV or re-runs of Red Shoe Diaries, no, apparently the new boss is looking to turn it into a legitimate channel where they show exciting new shows, from America, and blockbuster films, from America.   Sounds wonderful, just as long as we have Babs and her vandalised tombstone teeth presenting it, what could go wrong?