MICHAEL JACKSON
- Name: Michael Jackson
- Age: 51
- Occupation: Singer
- Best Work: Billie Jean
- Worst work: That documentary
- Worth: Jack shit
- Significant Others: A monkey
- Most Likely to: Ask to borrow a fiver
- PAPS: 224
- SLAPS: 201
Wacko Jacko started as a black child star performing with his brothers in The Jackson Five. Fast forward forty-five years and you have a middle aged, broke, white guy. Somewhere between hitting his teens and becoming an international phenomena, the moonwalker has been accused of paedophilia, dangled a baby from a hotel balcony and spent every penny he has ever earned. In a desperate bid to earn some dosh, Jacko is about to start a massive world tour. Don't hold your breath though. Formerly known as the King of Pop the King of Publicity stunts was also said to be appearing at Jade Goody's funeral.
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DISCUSS MICHAEL JACKSON (1)
As far as the 'This Is It' being fake. If you check out the video of this, you look at the Blond girl, she is photoshoped into the the video. Check it out for yourself!!!! You have to look really hard to see that she is way off standing next to Michael Jackson. His jacket flies too close to her. There hair is not blowing the same, either. They did a good job of it, cause no one has spotted it!