Oh gawd we all think our Dads are embarrassing but Lindsay Lohan's takes the cringe worthy biscuit. Michael Lohan has fitted in bringing up his daughter between intermittent trips in and out of prison. He is rumoured to be an alcoholic and wisely attempted to chop him out of her life during 2007 (which is why you don't often see him with Lindsay in pictures). He is actively preaching about the massive danger to society that is Samantha Ronson and along with the rest of world Lohan is ignoring every utterance from this man's mouth.