This is a real money can't buy prize. Even if you had all the money in the world. Well, you could just buy the cinema or bribe an usher, but aside from that, it's a money can't buy prize...

What a jolly man Valentino must be, to have painted his face up simply to make children laugh. We wish our grandad was like that, instead of being dead. Bummer. Still, to level things out we've also got pictures of the Olsens, who honestly (and we're being super honest here) look like at any moment they're going to shed their skin and reveal two 8 foot demons made entirely of teeth. Or somehow they'll mould together and form one normal person.