Holy Moly! - Michelle Heaton

Is that OK?

Gemma Exley — Wed, 30 Nov 2011 09:42:42 +0000

OK! magazine christmas party, nip-slips, TOWIE, Katona, Cundy and Heaton ahoy!

Despite the weekly features about the state of Jennifer Aniston's uterus, it's our very own z-listers that are OK! magazine's main bread and butter, so what better way to reward them for spending at least a couple of minutes per week speaking on the phone to a ghost writer than to thrown a big piss-up where they can behave in exactly the fashion that made them famous in the first place. It's the jolly old cycle of life.

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Big Brother House of Horrors

John Hill — Thu, 20 Oct 2011 08:35:34 +0000

Paranormal Activity 3 UK premiere: Katie Price and Dane Bowers back together at last

Anyway, the turnout for the event was both star-studded and sparkling, featuring Katie Price! Dane Bowers! Michelle Heaton! Various old and current Big Brother housemates! Someone called Yvie Burnett! Made In Chelsea's Gabriella Ellis! Amazing, eh? Especially Dane Bowers. Who even knew he was still alive. Being so close to Katie Price must've sparked a few old emotions.

In his toe*.

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What a misleading name

John Hill — Fri, 07 Oct 2011 08:58:08 +0000

Lifestyle Awards: Sam Fox shows nosehair, Katie Waissel shows band, Bobby Davro shows up

So what exactly are the Lifestyle Awards? What's the motivation behind them? Who are they for? The answer to all these questions is that it really doesn't matter. We didn't get invited, you didn't get invited and quite frankly, we don't know who they think they are.

Leslie Philips went. Bobby Davro went. Samantha Fox went. Antony Costa went. You starting to get the idea now? It's not really the kind of thing us sophisticated folk would enjoy. Not really our thing, you know?.

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Crock of Ages?

John Hill — Thu, 29 Sep 2011 15:07:06 +0000

Rock of Ages premiere: Ana Araujo shows breast (kind of) and Jeremy Clarkson looks lost

Anyway, the musical had its premiere last night, and alongside Shayne and Justin Lee Collins were a fine selection of London's TV talent, including Ali Bastian, Ana Araujo (you can actually see her breast if you look hard enough), Christopher Biggins, Cilla Black, David Ginola, Edwina Curry, Gary Kemp, Hayley Westenra, Heather Small (again), Imogen Thomas (our money's on her being the new Kerry Katona), Joe Calzaghe, Martin Kemp, Michelle Heaton, Neil Fox, and Toby Anstis.

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Wooooah FASHION!

Gemma Exley — Fri, 09 Sep 2011 09:24:31 +0000

Vogue Fashion's Night Out London: Gillan, Tulisa, Paltrow, two Geldofs and MORE!

Except, this is a suspicion, and only a suspicion, but we reckon when the Comfort Prima High Street Awards people got in touch with Vogue and asked if they could be placed on the official FNO rota, Anna Wintour's lot raised an eyebrow (or tried to) and said "yes, but only if you can guarantee that it will round up all those unsightly types and keep them as far away from Bond Street as possible." And da-dah, it worked!

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Just a little one

Tue, 19 Jul 2011 13:13:06 +0000

BREAKING NEWS: Michelle Heaton is pregnant!

Michelle had signed an exclusive deal with OK! Magazine, as you do, to reveal the news of her pregnancy. But then she went and blew it by Tweeting the news five minutes before them. She must have cashed the cheque already.

If you really give a shit, then you can go out and buy OK! to find all about what it's like for an ex-Liberty X member to have another human growing inside them. But in the meantime, this was her untimely post on Twitter earlier on:

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Pauly D's ripped his jersey, sure

Tue, 07 Jun 2011 14:10:11 +0000

Virgin's?: HM Pictures of the Day 7 June 2011

Still, keeping fit seems to be the theme of the day as we have Alexander Skarsgard leaving a gym in LA and the tastefully named Scorching Stilettos burlesque troop performing in Dublin, led by Carolyn Reilly. That's funny, we could have sworn it was a backstreet in Bangkok and that there's a ping pong ball floating around somewhere just out of shot?

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The beautiful game goes ugly

Tue, 31 May 2011 13:43:34 +0000

Celebrity Soccer Six: The good, the bad and Wagner's moobs

With the only known sportsman present Joe Calzaghe (who is of course, a boxer), the strong ballplay was left to Wagner, who could barely contain his in his shorts. Speaking of which, the teams seemed to be heavily made up of X Factor cast offs, including Shayne Ward, who didn't get to sing 'That's my goal' (which is a shame) and Belle Amie, who probably weren't doing any headers in their get up.

Watch this space for Cheryl Cole joining the fun sometime soon.

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33? She's only THIRTY THREE?!

Sun, 22 May 2011 11:20:56 +0000

Katie Price celebrates her 33rd birthday in style with Dean Gaffney dressed as a baby

First of all, how the fuck is Katie Price only 33? This is a worrying revelation. It means she's still got at least a good seven years left in the limelight. This is what happens when your over-sized tits get plastered across Page 3 at the age of 16. Can you believe we've had to put up with her for 17 years? Someone stop Miley Cyrus now or we'll be publishing photos from her fancy dress 50th before you know it.

Anyway, back to the party...

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Blake not to Lively

Harry Bow — Thu, 19 May 2011 15:16:22 +0000

Blaaaaaaaake: HM Pictures of the Day, 19th May 2011

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