• Name: Mickey Rourke
• Age: 57
• Occupation: Actor
• Best Work: The Wrestler
• Worst work: Nine Weeks
• Worth: ££
• Significant Others: Serial dater
• Most Likely to: Ride a motor bike
• PAPS: 227
• SLAPS: 180

Some things just get better with age. Unfortunately this can't be said for Mickey Rourke. His once angel face has beaten off him due to his boxing career and now looks like a wax arse. Still proving he has got a pair of balls he has ventured under the knife to try and repossess his good looks he proudly owned when he was younger. On the bright side, however, he is going to be working alongside vixen Megan Fox in a period drama and it was all smiles when he was awarded a BAFTA for his role in The Wrestler, mainly due to his amazing speech.