• Name: Nadine Coyle
  • Age: 26
  • Occupation: Singer
  • Best work: Girls Aloud
  • Worst work: Solo efforts
  • Worth: ££
  • Significant others: Split with Jason Bell
  • Most likely to: Be seen in the discount racks at Tesco's

Leggy Nadine Coyle is known for belting out Girls Aloud classics and flaunting her tiny frame in their scantily clad videos. The singer from Derry was given the boot on the Irish reality Television programme Popstars for being to young. But when she had reached the ripe old age of seventeen Nadine auditioned again for another reality programme and sailed into Girls Aloud. The group have had 19 number top ten singles and more Kit Kat bars you can shake a stick at. Most recently Nadine has been residing in L.A where she and her family have opened a chain of Irish bars. You can't understand a word the woman says. Despite being generally thought of as the most talented member in Girls Aloud, her solo efforts sunk without a trace. Most likely because her record label is the supermarket Tesco. She is apparently the reason for Girl's Aloud's long hiatus. Probably due to Nadine's bitter jealousy of the others: Cheryl is going from strength to strength with two number 1 albums under her belt and Nicola Roberts has just signed a deal with Universal.

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