• Name: Nicki Minaj
  • Age: 27
  • Occupation: Singer
  • Best work: Superbass
  • Worst work: Nothing of note. That sticks out, anyway.
  • Worth: £££
  • Significant others: -
  • Most likely to: Dress provocatively

Nicki Minaj is a fairly average female rapper who's managed to attract attention to herself by somehow combining Kim Kardashian's figure with Lady Gaga's sense of style. If Lady Gaga was born colourblind, and in the 70s.

She's best pals with Rihanna, seems to be on her way up musically speaking, and while she's currently pretty big in the US, still has to prove herself over here. Which, judging by how quickly we accepted The Kardashians and Jersey Shore into our bosoms, shouldn't be too long. Good work on that one, UK. Good work indeed. War time spirit? Bleh.

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