Last night the Paranormal Activity premiere took place at the Big Brother studios in Elstree. Not sure who presented it, but apparently it was superbly done. Some of the best premiere red-carpet work in quite some time.

We sent Olly Murs a cease and desist letter last week. Not the legalese kind, just one that begged him, pleaded with him, to cease being on our radar, and desist wearing the sort of clothes that make us want to slap ourselves. He has not, as yet, responded, but we take his appearance at the BT Digital Music Awards (or BATDAM, as nobody calls it because it is not what it is called) in a stupid shirt and face combo as a defiant ‘up yours, Holy Moly!” and have started to plan our next move…