• Name: Noel Gallagher
• Age: 42
• Occupation: Singer/Songwriter
• Best Work: Colombia
• Worst work: Magic Pie
• Worth: ££
• Significant Others: Sara McDonald
• Most Likely to: be very funny
• PAPS: 170
• SLAPS: 121

The puffer jacket sporting lad from Manchester has written the majority of Oasis' hits. After playing the bad ass at school Noel was expelled and was also given 6 months probation after stealing from a corner shop. He used the extra time wisely and taught himself how to play the guitar. He then joined his brother's band The Rain and pretty much took control of the group. Oasis released their debut album Definitely Maybe in 1994, and Noel's musical genius had given the group a golden ticket to success. And the rest as they say is history.