Holy Moly! - Olly Murs

We went to the film premiere and all we came back with was this stupid video

Tim Chipping — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 11:58:34 +0000

Watch Olly Murs, Kitty Brucknell and TOWIE girls sing Mahna Mahna from The Muppets

The reluctant guest vocal was provided by the film’s director James Bobin, who was quite posh but very nice.

Our exclusive intimate interview with Miss Piggy is coming soon.

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Please avoid all 'ripe peach' puns

Gemma Exley — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 09:44:58 +0000

London Last Night: TOWIE, Pixie, Tinie, Preggie Peachie and more

So, last night, while you were at home simply dreaming about mint-based cocktails and goats cheese tartlets, London's finest celebrities were out LIVING IT. Except for Peaches, who is pregnant - no alcohol or unpasteurised milky treats for her. She was out at the May Fair hotel for the Muppets premiere after party, while her sister was in Shoreditch for an Instyle party.

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Money for new, top quality rope

John Hill — Mon, 16 Jan 2012 14:08:04 +0000

Olly Murs says he's going to be a millionaire this year, everyone pleased for him

Of course we would never say any of these things about one of our absolute favourite Nando's backed (bastard) popsters, even if those were the views of most normal, well-thinking people. Olly Murs is a good guy, we know that, you know that, TV execs know that and record label bosses know that. So to show there's no hard feelings we thought we'd let you join hands with us, metaphorically speaking, as we all come together to celebrate the fact that good ol' Ol is most likely going to be the proud father of a million pounds this year! Yay! (Via The Sun):

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They didn’t have to buy it, but they did

Tim Chipping — Mon, 12 Dec 2011 11:36:40 +0000

Olly Murs gets his third number one and we try and look on the bright side

For years now, the music industry - as one gigantic grumbling entity - has been audibly nursing the pain of illegal downloading. The implication was that no one, literally no one, was paying for music anymore. And so everything was fucked and it was all our fault.

But people are paying for Olly Murs’ singles. And they needn’t.

People are buying Olly Murs’ records despite them being ridiculously awful and the man being about as convincing a popstar as a ventriloquist’s dummy would be at fooling your parents into thinking you’ve finally got a boyfriend this Christmas.

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INFINTE NANDO'S

John Hill — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 11:05:47 +0000

Olly Murs opens a new Nando's in Birmingham, probably has a black card and everything

OLLY MURS YOU SON OF A BITCH, WHY ARE YOU EATING NANDO'S WHEN WE'RE ALL SO GODDAMN HUNGRY? SOMEONE'S GOING TO SHOVE THAT STUPID HAT DOWN YOUR THROAT ONE OF THESE DAYS.

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Why was Olly Murs there?

Harry Bow — Fri, 04 Nov 2011 09:34:17 +0000

Cosmopolitan Ultimate Women of the Year Awards 2011: The red carpet arrivals and winners

The Cosmopolitan Ultimate Women of the Year Awards seemed to largely be an X Factor-based event, which was pleasant for everyone since Simon Cowell had reportedly given them a large boot up the arse earlier in the day. Tulisa and Kelly are apparently friends again, which is nice, although maybe not so much for Alexandra Burke, who was also in attendance and probably now has nothing to ruin do this weekend.

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“This is just the beginning”

Tim Chipping — Tue, 01 Nov 2011 11:21:04 +0000

X Factor Flops - is it the last we'll see of them?

We can count X Factor winner success stories on one of Steve Brookstein’s clenched fists.

In order of career safety, they are…

Leona Lewis
Alexandra Burke

Um…

Er…

Shayne Ward’s in that musical now.

Oh.

Some of the runners up are faring better:

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We could all learn a lot from Vanessa Feltz

Sun, 02 Oct 2011 12:04:31 +0000

London last night: The newly single Katie Price, Lizzie Cundy, Mollie King and more

You're in for a treat today, viewers. London really excelled itself last night.

Firstly, we've got Katie Price - young, single and ready to mingle after her reported break up with Leandro Penna. She lathered up in her finest fake bake for all the potential new Alex Reids, Peter Andres or Pennas waiting out there, but sadly failed to go home either impregnated, married, divorced or all three.

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There ain’t no party like a BT party

BeccaDP — Fri, 30 Sep 2011 08:25:46 +0000

BT Digital Music Awards, attended by Charlie Simpson and Olly Murs

As well as Olly bloody Murs, we have the lovely Natasha Hamilton from Atomic Kitten, wearing an odd dungaree-and-bandeau-bra combo, and Grace Woodward wearing a dress made out of binbags and rusty zips. There’s also Nicola AMAZING Roberts, looking amazing, and Nikki Grahame looking like a scary Victorian ghost child.

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No Mur

Peter Meehan — Mon, 05 Sep 2011 14:50:43 +0000

Wally Murs: HM Pictures of the Day 5th September

This weekend saw a few festivals and musical events, some slightly stronger than others...

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