• Name: Orlando Bloom
• Age: 33
• Occupation: Actor
• Best Work: Lord Of The Rings
• Worst work: The Calcium kid
• Worth: ££
• Significant Others: Miranda Kerr
• Most Likely to: have a sword fight with
• PAPS: 130
• SLAPS: 116

Orlando Bloom's fifteen minutes of fame seem to have gone as quickly as they came. He's since been upgraded by pretty boy Zac Efron in the teen hearts department and whilst the cinema lacks a three hour fantasy trilogy there doesn't really seem much for poor Orlando to do. His girlie locks have scored him top of the charts in Sky Movies 'Star most women would like to kiss under the mistletoe', and Teen People's number 1 fitty in 2004. Fingers crossed for another Pirates of the Caribbean, but then again, be careful what you wish for.