Holy Moly! - Orlando Bloom

SAVE THE KIDS

John Hill — Mon, 16 Jan 2012 14:35:26 +0000

Cinema for Peace: Sean Penn, Leo DiCaprio, Julia Roberts and Hilary Swank

Although, as Sean will tell you, there are much better ways to raise money than simply beating up your family. Not that that's not a good way, but in terms of bruises per dollar raised it's just not enough. Satisfaction, that's pretty much all you get. But it's money THE KIDS need, so instead old Seanipoos held a Cinema for Peace event in LA on Saturday night.

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Well, three swordsman and d'Artagnan

John Hill — Wed, 05 Oct 2011 08:27:35 +0000

Three Musketeers premiere: Orlando Bloom, Take That, Milla Jovovich and two Spooks

Especially when you make it with airships. The idea of Athos, Porthos and Nandos fighting their way through 17th century France without an airborne galleon is just ridiculous. Oh, and Athos should have a ginger beard in real life.

Anyway, here they all are, Richard Blackwood and three-fifths of Take That, Milla Jovovich, Gemma Merna, Chloe 'Horsier than SJP' Sims, Daniel Roche, Freddie Fox, Gabriella Wilde, Keeley Hawes, Luke Evans, Matthew Macfayden, Orlando Bloom, Paul WS Anderson, Ray Stevenson, and Ronan Parke.

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Obscene Girl part 85

Gemma Exley — Mon, 03 Oct 2011 08:36:59 +0000

Paris Fashion Week SS 2012: Lindsay Lohan nips to front row, plus more

We're honestly not sure why Lohan insists on making her boobs look as bad as possibly - they're arguably the best thing she's got going for herself at the moment yet she continues to mash them around like a spud - her mum clearly never told her the importance of a good bra :(

Moving swiftly on, we've got Anna Wintour almost having fun, Julianne Moore (in her FIFTIES!), Salma Hayek (her husband basically owns fashion), Macca, Orlando Bloom, Olivia Palermo, the Olsen twins pruning all over the front row, a bit of Ciara nipple, Rachel Zoe, Naomi Campbell and Jared Leto.

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Orlando Groomed

Harry Bow — Thu, 23 Jun 2011 13:51:44 +0000

Orlando Bloom named the most stylish celebrity dad, congrats!

Compiled by MyCelebrityFashion.com, here's the Top 10 Most Stylish Celebrity Dads - also know as 'a list of celebrities who have children and who wear clothes'. Guy Ritchie? WTF? Is this just because of what his flat cap did for premature hair loss?

1 Jude Law (69%)

2 Johnny Depp (65%)

3 David Beckham (57%)

4 Robert Downey Jnr (51%)

5 Gavin Rossdale (45%)

6 Guy Ritchie (41%)

7 Will Smith (36%)

8 Matthew McConaughey (32%)

9 Ben Affleck (29%)

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More Spanx than in Frank Bough's cellar

Mr. HM — Tue, 03 May 2011 08:52:31 +0000

New York Met Ball brings out the A listers and fashion disasters aplenty!

Well to be fair, there were no lunch-losing outfits, well none that compared to Kirsten and Johnny's infamous mix up when they misread the invitation and thought it said turn up in 1800 rather than 18:00...

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We don't really know who he is either

John Hill — Thu, 28 Apr 2011 13:47:23 +0000

Badman Lambert: HM Pictures of the Day 28th April 2011

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Wizard of Oz

Harry Bow — Tue, 26 Apr 2011 08:20:27 +0000

God Bless Ozzy Osbourne premiere at Tribeca Film Festival, god bless all the guests too

The doc, which covers everything from Ozzy's Brummie upbringing to reality show, has been getting impressive reviews... While the earlier stuff is said to cover bits of interesting info like the fact that Black Sabbath's self-titled debut was recorded in twelve hours for “about ten bucks”, it moves onto more familiar family stuff like Kelly and Jack's drug problems, blahdeblah... There's a bit about his other kids too (not Aimee, the ones from his first marriage, who have slightly differently shaped faces).

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"Thought we'd hired Megan Fox"

Harry Bow — Tue, 29 Mar 2011 14:51:00 +0000

I'm A Celebrity Get Me A Mum Of The Year Award: HM Pictures of the Day, 29th March 2011

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Who the fuck is Alice?

John Hill — Thu, 17 Mar 2011 14:46:39 +0000

Horse Meat: HM Pictures of the Day 17th March 2011

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Suckle-very Flynn

Harry Bow — Wed, 19 Jan 2011 11:39:18 +0000

Miranda Kerr baby: model posts first picture of her and Orlando Bloom's son Flynn online

Here's Orlando Bloom's baby - and also his newborn son, Flynn.

The actor apparently took the above picture, which his wife Miranda Kerr posted on her blog, koresorganic.com - which we're not familiar with, but assume is like a less goopy version of Gwyneth Paltrow's site rather than celebrity gossip.

Alongside the picture, she wrote:

"I gave birth to him naturally, without any pain medication, and it was long and arduous."

A bit like watching Elizabeth Town...

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