Holy Moly! - P Diddy

Paw vs poor

Gemma Exley — Tue, 17 Jan 2012 12:46:49 +0000

Weinstein Company Golden Globes after party: Lohan gets trumped by Uggie the dog, obvs

According to reports, all the proper celebs like Uggie the dog from The Artist, Michelle Williams, Alexander Skarsgard, Meryl Streep, Tilda Swinton etc, were ushered through the proper entrance to Harvey Weinstein's Golden Globes party. Obviously Lindsay Lohan didn't have an invite, so she apparently snuck through the back and then pushed her way to the front to pose for pictures. Because Uggie's too classy for the 'beg' pose, Lohan took it over. Rumours that she later got her chops around a bone unconfirmed.

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It’s about a heist in a tower, apparently

BeccaDP — Tue, 25 Oct 2011 08:30:31 +0000

Tower Heist Premiere: attended by Donald Trump and Sarah Jessica Parker

Well, you’re going to have to just imagine it because we weren’t invited to the New York premiere last night, so we haven’t seen it. But, just like when we wrote that fan fiction about Scarlett Johansson that got us banned from the library for life, just because we weren’t there, doesn’t mean we can’t write about it.

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Tasty? Not In Public

Harry Bow — Wed, 13 Jul 2011 10:53:36 +0000

P.Diddy, Alexa Chung and Kelis' camel toe make an appearance at Orange Rockcorps gig

P Diddy, who looked like he was showing a bit of frontage himself, was also performing, as was Eliza Doolittle, Primal Scream, Professor Green, will the hosting task was given to Nick Grimshaw and Alexa Chung (feeding her was one of the community jobs on offer)...

Wrap up the 'inspiration' speech, Diddy, and just get on with your dancing....

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What a crate guy he is

John Hill — Tue, 12 Jul 2011 13:18:58 +0000

P Diddy paints a crate, Nick Grimshaw looks on in loving admiration

Anyway. Why P Diddy is here is a bit of a mystery, but we think it's because he loves painting crates and since underprivileged kids in Clerkenwell love painted crates it seemed only reasonable to pair them up.

On the other hand, Nick Grimshaw's there because he likes P Diddy and he likes painted crates, just like the Clerkenwell kids, so it's kind of a dream come true for him.

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Stung

HM writer — Tue, 12 Jul 2011 13:08:19 +0000

Oh Christ(ine): HM Pictures of the Day 12th July

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Strawberry pavlova! Oh Swag, you really shouldn't have

John Hill — Wed, 25 May 2011 14:26:59 +0000

P. Diddy recovers from illness, changes name, hosts middle class frat party

Now, as you know, Swag has always been one to fight racial prejudices and stereotypes, so he held the whitest most middle-class party he possibly could to celebrate his name change, successfully recreating the kind of event many female Durham students will remember having for their 16th birthday.

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Berocca wouldn't help this one

Mr. HM — Fri, 20 May 2011 14:21:07 +0000

The Hangover 2 gets it's US premiere, sideboob, licking monkeys and Mike Tyson

Also there were the cast members; Bradley Cooper, Zach Galifianakis and, erm, all the other ones. Joining them were Robert Downey Jr - who's cameo was originally intended for Mel Gibson, before he went completely mental and our mate Tom Felton.

But the night belonged to Crystal the monkey who PWNED the red carpet like a seasoned pro. The others should take note - whilst they were staring at Jamie Chung's sideboob, Crystal went straight for the kill and shoved her tongue don Kristen Bell's throat.

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I'll be pressing you(r suit)

Harry Bow — Wed, 27 Apr 2011 14:40:09 +0000

P.Diddy gets expensive escort for a dry cleaner's gig and annoys Mayor Bloomberg

According to the NY Post, Puffy has caused controversy being taken to a performance by an escort. No, not [insert name of famous lady with super-injunction] - it was a police escort. It's claimed three NYPD patrol cars came to the rapper's aid after a helicopter he order to take him to a party organised by dry cleaner called John Mahdessian in New Jersey was grounded.

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Plea Diddy

Harry Bow — Wed, 20 Apr 2011 09:37:49 +0000

Attention all film directors, casting agents, producers and writers: P Diddy wants a job

P DIddy is no longer happy to be simply known as Biggie's dancer - he wants a proper job now, writing on Twitter:

"Attention all film directors, casting agents, producers, writers! I am an aspiring actor for hire! Pls (please) call me if you have a job 4 me! 4real... I take direction well. I'm always on time. I don't come with a entourage! And I know how to play my position! No ego! I wanna work! Hire me!"

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I'll Be Missing You (Blanky)

HM writer — Mon, 21 Feb 2011 15:04:23 +0000

P Diddy has a blanky, almost cried and fired staff when he lost it

Frantic and hysterical telephone calls were made to the production office and members of his entourage were immediately dispatched back to the studios like some secret undercover operation in search of it.

Our mole has insisted that people's jobs were on the line if P Diddy's blanky wasn't found and returned safely to him. His petrified driver even told production staff that he would be sacked if Diddy's comforter wasn't eventually found.

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