• Name: Paris Hilton
• Age: 29
• Occupation: Socialite
• Best Work: The Simple Life
• Worst work: Music career
• Worth: £££
• Significant Others: Doug Reinhardt
• Most Likely to: Tell you 'That's hot'
• PAPS: 212
• SLAPS: 220

Parasite Hilton has made a name living off the wealth of her Dad and making a pretty dull sex tape, aptly named, 'One Night in Paris'. Along with former BFF Nicole Ritchie, Paris ditched the glam of Beverly Hills to take part in reality television programme, The Simple Life. It was during which she confirmed all suspicions that she is an irritating spoilt brat. But Paris was given a taste of real life after a driving offence resulted in her spending a few nights in the slammer. It wasn't long before she kicked up a stink and Mummy and Daddy swiftly carted her back to her, no doubt, pink and fluffy palace.