Holy Moly! - Peaches Geldof

Please avoid all 'ripe peach' puns

Gemma Exley — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 09:44:58 +0000

London Last Night: TOWIE, Pixie, Tinie, Preggie Peachie and more

So, last night, while you were at home simply dreaming about mint-based cocktails and goats cheese tartlets, London's finest celebrities were out LIVING IT. Except for Peaches, who is pregnant - no alcohol or unpasteurised milky treats for her. She was out at the May Fair hotel for the Muppets premiere after party, while her sister was in Shoreditch for an Instyle party.

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The teaches of peaches

Gemma Exley — Thu, 05 Jan 2012 12:54:17 +0000

Peaches Geldof is pregnant, celeb spawns now spawning

Peaches' spokesperson dusted off her client's folder and announced:

“Peaches Geldof and her fiancé Thomas Cohen are delighted to announce that Peaches is pregnant with their first child.

“Peaches is utterly thrilled and they have the full support of both of their families who are equally excited for the baby’s arrival.”

Bet Bob's ecstatic! Congrats, Geldofs.

On a slightly sadder note, it probably means her TV show will have to take a sabbatical :(

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The Guests With The Inexplicable Invites

Gemma Exley — Tue, 13 Dec 2011 10:21:35 +0000

The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo prem: Daniel Craig, Rooney Mara, Matt Cardle and Geldof

Also in the gallery at last night's world premiere we have Matt Cardle, Joely Richardson, Stellan Skarsgaard (Alexander's fit dad), Gabriella Ellis and Francesca Hull from Made in Chelsea, Peaches Geldof (with thinness and engagement ring - yawn). We'll leave it to you to guess which of that bunch actually appear in the film. You may be surprised. But you probably won't.

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Cohen nowhere?

Gemma Exley — Mon, 12 Dec 2011 10:26:30 +0000

Peaches Geldof is engaged to Thomas Cohen, no plans for wedding though

Following her 2008 publicity stunt marriage to Max Drummey from mediocre band Chester French, Geldof is now engaged to Thomas Cohen from mediocre band S.C.U.M, having told the Sunday Mirror:

"Yes, I'm engaged! We don't want to get married for a couple of years yet though so don't expect me in a dress yet. I'm so happy!"

So bridal shops don't have to bump up security just yet.

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GIRLS: Is 28 too soon?

John Hill — Fri, 02 Dec 2011 10:08:59 +0000

London Last Night: Kate Moss, Dita Von Teese, Rob Lowe and Tommy Hilfiger

Although, aside from Chloe Moretz and her scandalous SCANDALOUS sCaNdAlOuS trousers, last night's London was well occupied by both famous people who do work for a living and famous people who know those people. We'll let you decide who is which. CLUE: There's more of one than the other.

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Peaches and bad jeans

Gemma Exley — Thu, 01 Dec 2011 11:48:56 +0000

Out and about in London, featuring Peaches Geldof and Jeremy Clarkson

Why, it's Zac Efron! Whatever is he doing in London? No time to find out, because there goes Kate Hudson and Matt Bellamy. Can we get any starrier? No, not really, because the rest of the gallery is largely made up of Fearne Cotton, Cagney and Lacey, Dionne Bromfield and X Factor contestants.

The funny thing about Jeremy Clarkson talking about the strike is that we quite often think 'strike' when we see his grey pube covered head. It's a strange day when Peaches Geldof can sit alongside someone so grotesque that she ends up looking marginally likeable.

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What a Boot

Sun, 23 Oct 2011 10:26:54 +0000

Peaches Geldof shoplifts from Boots in a vain attempt to remind us of her existence

Yes, Peaches continued to do her father and the rest of us proud this week by trying to nick £70 worth of cosmetics from a Boots store in London. But just like everything else she's ever done in life, she failed miserably.

Little did she know that while stuffing her pockets and pants with eye-liner and mascara, there was a security guard following her around and watching her every move. Well done, Peaches.

Here's what the apparent witness told the Sunday Mirror:

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That better be faux, Kate!

BeccaDP — Tue, 20 Sep 2011 08:35:06 +0000

Moet & Chandon Etoile Awards, lots of glamorous famous people were there of course

Kate Moss is still stubbornly refusing to look pregnant, so there’s no news from Bump Watch today. We can’t help but feel a bit disappointed by Kate’s outfit. It’s just not exciting us, unlike Georgia May Jagger’s lovely black and white frock. Is this the first nice thing we’ve said about Georgia May Jagger? Possibly.

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A front row sentence

Gemma Exley — Fri, 16 Sep 2011 09:03:23 +0000

New York Fashion Week SS 2012: Brits and Courtney Love hit the front row

We so very wish we could've gone to Michael Kors' show so we could sit with our shades on whilst scowling and shouting 'MATRONLY!' at the runway, but that task was instead given to Courtney Love, Rosie Huntington Whitely, Michael Douglas and Zoe Saldana. We hope they didn't let us down.

Meanwhile, on the front row at the Milly by Michelle Smith (yeah, us neither) show we have Peaches Geldof (better to be a big fish in a small pond and all).

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Wintour of discontent

Gemma Exley — Tue, 13 Sep 2011 10:03:12 +0000

New York Fashion Week SS 2012: let's see who's made it to the front row...

And obviously looking at pictures of people looking at clothes is sometimes more interesting than looking at looking at pictures of clothes, depending on who the designer is really - and whether Peaches Geldof is in the equation. Oh, hang on, according to Geldof's CV, she's a journalist, so she'd be allowed in regardless of a celeb ban. Like, duh, of course.

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