• Name: Pete Doherty
• Age: 31
• Occupation: Singer
• Best Work: Delivery
• Worst work: Pete in 24 Hours
• Worth: ££
• Significant Others: Druqs
• Most Likely to: write his next sing in blood along his bedroom wall
• PAPS: 218
• SLAPS: 198

The front man of both Babyshambles and The Libertines, but is better known for his drug abuse and relationship with Kate Moss, which in most respects, was literally the blind leading the blind. He was photographed putting a needle into the arm of an unconscious fan (although it is rumoured the photos were staged), and reportedly has blood and faeces wiped across his bedroom wall. Nice. He has recently filmed a 24 hour documentary with MTV. Presumably viewing not for the faint hearted. Now has a sexy keyboard player alongside Graham Coxon and Stephen Street in his band.