Slimey Peter Andre first crept into our lives wearing not very much and sporting curtains. With a toned body he received a mild amount of fame amongst a couple of teenagers in the 90s. Andre reared his greasy head in 2003 as a contestant on 'I'm a celeb‚ Get Me Out of Here'. In between sleeping with rats and eating copious amounts of rice, Andre paraded around the camp singing Insania‚ a song which he later released. Peter met and fell in love with glamour model Jordan whilst on the show and they have since married and had babies together. And divorced. Spends his life on reality TV shows and performing to small crowds of sexually frustrated middle aged women. Once collapsed with potassium poisoning because he'd eaten too many bananas TRUFAX!