Holy Moly! - Peter Andre

Peter out

John Hill — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 14:59:01 +0000

Peter Andre no longer talking about Katie Price, nation still won't admit it cares

What he's going to talk about now is anyone's guess. Wouldn't it be great if now he's stopped moaning about how his ex-wife raised his career from the dead, he turned out to be a secret genius? Or an amazing athlete? Or maybe even a famous musician? Apparently only people who are close to him will understand though. (Via New Magazine)

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Children, with a capital C

John Hill — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 15:54:59 +0000

Katie Price replies to Peter Andre's wild accusations, WITH AN ESSAY

Fine. Well, we're going to tell you anyway, and it's going to be in Katie Price's own words. HER OWN WORDS. The one's she gave to Heat, anyway.

"At the outset I would like to apologise for having to respond to my ex-husbands article in Heat (which Heat published without seeking comment from me and having published a fake interview with me a few weeks ago).

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Bruce Forsyth!

John Hill — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 20:53:35 +0000

National Television Awards 2012 arrivals: Gypsy Wedding, Tulisa the swan and Fatima

Anyway, before we get to the awards themselves we've got all the pictures from the red carpet. Dresses! Shoes! Haircuts! Legs! Hands! Handbags! Leg bracelets! Eyes! Bruce Forsyth!

Points to note:

Tulisa's dress
Leigh Francis' suit
Fatima Whitbread's moxy (yeah, moxy)
Those two from Big Fat Gypsy Wedding (that's a deep teak if you were wondering)
And
The TOWIE girls actually looking reasonably classy.

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Children In Needers celebrate at number 10

John Hill — Wed, 11 Jan 2012 16:47:37 +0000

Children In Need at 10 Downing Street: Gary Barlow, Fearne Cotton and Peter Andre

What's even more shocking is that Children In Need, a charity, had to raise £46 million just to go in and see David Cameron and his wife Cherie last night. Admittedly there were a few of them there, but still, it's taxpayer money that's funding the PMs lavish lifestyle, charities shouldn't have to pay for his mistakes.

Anyway, celebrities attempting to get their foot in the powerdoor by doing nice things included Gary Barlow, Peter Andre, Chris Moyles, Stacey Solomon, Fearne Cotton and Henry Holland.

£46 million. That's some serious appealing.

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A millie what?

Gemma Exley — Tue, 20 Dec 2011 11:44:36 +0000

The Sun Military Awards, attended Amy Childs, Peter Andre, Little Mix and Kate Middleton

While US military types were awarded with a Mila Kunis/Justin Timberlake roast earlier this year, UK ones got this last night; Kate Middleton handing out prizes whilst wearing a 5k Alexander McQueen frock and being watched by David Beckham, Amy Childs, Pete Andre, Little Mix, David and Samantha Cameron, David Walliams, Gordon Ramsay, Myleene Klass, Dougie Poynter and Harry Judd. Their country needs them? Meh.

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Cab for Peter!

Peter Meehan — Fri, 09 Dec 2011 10:52:00 +0000

Peter Andre launches Christmas at Bluewater in a festive New York taxi cab

As well getting into the taxi cab, which we called for him a couple of years ago, Peter had fun playing about on an ice-cold frozen body (a rink, not his ex-wife). We do wonder what he's up to with his taxi though... Does Mitch Winehouse need to be worried? Someone definitely needs to launch Cash Cab in the UK...

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At least the books are the right way up

John Hill — Tue, 06 Dec 2011 14:57:00 +0000

CAPTION COMPETITION: Peter Andre and Boris Johnson launch 'Love Libraries' scheme

By the way, it's Boris Johnson and Peter Andre at Shepherd's Bush Library promoting some kind of reading initiative, if that's any help. Shouldn't be. You should be able to use your imagination for this sort of thing. It's Peter Andre with a book in each hand for Christ's sake, almost anything you say is probably going to be hilarious.

If you're wondering, the other pictures are just in the gallery as filler. You're more than welcome to caption them too if you want, but do it in your own time.

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Winning on Poynts

John Hill — Mon, 05 Dec 2011 09:59:39 +0000

I'm a Celebrity 2011: Dougie wins, Mark Wright says he could be next James Bond

So with Fatima and Antony out, it was just Mark and Dougie left in the final. Going into the competition there was simply no way anyone would have expected Mark Wright to even get this far, after all, the only indication we ever had that he wasn't a sociopath was James Argent's enduring, vaguely homoerotic, love for him. On the other hand, that charming rascal from McFly, Dougie Poynter, had already captured the nations heart with his song 5 Colours in Her Hair, so it's hardly surprising he made it this far.

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An Unconditional apology

John Hill — Fri, 02 Dec 2011 12:24:44 +0000

Katie Price apologises for lying about Peter Andre, world readies own watertight case

The very silly mother of three has been forced to make a significant payment as well as issue a public apology to Andre over claims she made in an interview in Heat magazine and on the Graham Norton Show two years ago, where she alleged he had cheated on her during their marriage and also that he didn't really care much for her son Harvey. Given his propensity for mentioning his love for Harvey and her in every bloody interview he does, an easily winnable case by all accounts.

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"Tony you trumpet!"

John Hill — Fri, 02 Dec 2011 10:20:31 +0000

I'm a Celebrity 2011: Willie booted out, Mark writes soap opera

Aside from Willie accusing Mark of being 'too honest' and stumbling into Antony's bed, the only other major event was Fatima saying she'd probably never want to see Antony again. Suppose that's news, as far as it goes.

Anyway, have a look at the vids and see for yourself…

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