• Name: Piers Morgan
• Age: 44
• Occupation: TV Presenter
• Best Work: Britain's Got Talent
• Worst work: Iraq photos
• Worth: ££££
• Significant Others: Celia Walden
• Most Likely to: smile quite smugly
• PAPS: 148
• SLAPS: 144

Ruthless Piers Morgan became the youngest editor of a national newspaper in 1994 for over half a century when he became editor of The News of the World. After a year of slagging off those poor celebrities, Piers moved onto become editor at The Daily Mirror where after 9 years an inevitable sacking awaited him. Foolishly publishing fake pictures of Iraqi prisoners being tortured by British soldiers, Piers waved bye bye to a career in print, and hello to life as reality television judge. Piers continues to stick his nose into celebrities business by hosting The Dark Side of Fame with Piers Morgan. He's now extremely rich and doesn't give a shit what people think.