• Name: Prince William
• Age: 27
• Occupation: Prince
• Best Work: being a goody two shoes
• Worst work: being a goody two shoes
• Worth: £££
• Significant Others: Kate Middleton
• Most Likely to: never marry his bird
• PAPS: 112
• SLAPS: 105

Prince Harry must really dislike Prince William. Not only is he known for his good looks, he also knows how to stay out of trouble and keep his mouth shut. As the oldest son of Prince Charles and Princess Diana, William has done everything right. He went to University and has been trained at the Royal Air Force and is currently training to be a pilot. William is often in the headlines for his on/off relationship with Kate Middleton. The couple have been together for donkeys but Middleton is yet to have a ring slid on her elegant slim fingers. Hurry up William! Needs to shave his head.