Holy Moly! - Prince William

It'll be a 'mare of a situation it he takes a dump

Gemma Exley — Mon, 09 Jan 2012 10:06:03 +0000

War Horse premiere, featuring horsey-types and an actual horse

So, we'll be posting our review of War Horse (released 13 Jan) later on today, but in the meantime take a look at these pictures, featuring a selection of the film's stars and the heir to the throne and his wife. Did you know that one of Prince William's relatives, Catherine the Great, was also a fan of horses? Not Catherine Middleton - as great as she is, we mean the other one.

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A millie what?

Gemma Exley — Tue, 20 Dec 2011 11:44:36 +0000

The Sun Military Awards, attended Amy Childs, Peter Andre, Little Mix and Kate Middleton

While US military types were awarded with a Mila Kunis/Justin Timberlake roast earlier this year, UK ones got this last night; Kate Middleton handing out prizes whilst wearing a 5k Alexander McQueen frock and being watched by David Beckham, Amy Childs, Pete Andre, Little Mix, David and Samantha Cameron, David Walliams, Gordon Ramsay, Myleene Klass, Dougie Poynter and Harry Judd. Their country needs them? Meh.

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The king of rock and roll

John Hill — Mon, 22 Aug 2011 14:31:00 +0000

Prince William and wife Kate Middleton live in Welsh earthquake hotspot

Not our William though. No, he's hard as fucking nails. Land a chopper in his girlfriend's garden? Fuck it. Baldness? Fuck off. Punch Prince Philip square in the face as a joke? Fuck yes*.

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Heir-balls

BeccaDP — Fri, 29 Jul 2011 16:03:46 +0000

Quote of the Day: Jennifer Aniston on Prince William going bald

That’s right, Jen revealed in a Capital FM interview with Lisa Snowdon that she thinks Prince William should let nature take its course, and eschew the hairplugs that he is (apparently) being encouraged to get. Jen said:

"I think he should just let whatever's happening happen. Don't you? Well, now if we see him with a hair transplant, we're going to be like, "Oh, he had a hair transplant"... I think there's nothing wrong with it, like Ed Harris, come on. Gorgeous."

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'Pippa's is approximately this size'

Harry Bow — Mon, 11 Jul 2011 09:18:28 +0000

Hollywood types queue up to meet Kate and William at BAFTA Brits To Watch party

The BAFTA Brits to Watch party was apparently an initiative to put UK rising talent in the spotlight. Too bad that the royals turned up and stole all attention from the newcomers really, although Prince William is president of the academy so we're sure he gave an inspiring pep talk about all his experience in the film industry *tumbleweeds roll by*

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No sign of the queen though (we mean you Elton)

Fri, 10 Jun 2011 12:16:39 +0000

The ARK Gala: Celeb royalty mingle with actual royalty

The couple were on the red carpet for the annual ARK Gala Dinner, joining a guest list which pretty much read like a who's who of Elton John's BFFs. Attendees included Liz Hurley, Jemima Khan and er, Holly Valance, who we presume was there as a member of the catering staff. If that was the case we do hope she gave Kate Middleton a biscuit, as the lady is starting to make Keira Knightley look a right fat cow.

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Kate Loves Willy

Sat, 30 Apr 2011 11:08:16 +0000

Royal Wedding: HM's alternative pictures of the day

Our top 5:

1. Everyone's talking about the kiss, how long it lasted and how awkward they looked. But for some reason, everyone's forgetting to mention the fact William got Kate down on her knees on top of the balcony. In front of a child and everything!

2. We love this woman and we think she should be the Queen. The Burger Queen.

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It Cundy happened to a nicer woman

Mr. HM — Thu, 28 Apr 2011 15:06:31 +0000

Lizzie Cundy gets pwned in *spits* Royal Wedding hidden camera video

It's OK - we can still carry on as normal - we can forget about tomorrow's eye-wateringly expensive taxpayers wedding present to two people who shit pound coins. We can still sit in the garden in our pants eating crisps, safe in the knowledge that all the public holiday has caused is triple the amount of work for us all on Tuesday.

Thanks to Comedy Central for the solid gold ROFLcopter.

Still - i'm not quite as angry as our friend Melvin here...

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'Does Paul Burrell have to scrub my back?'

Harry Bow — Wed, 23 Mar 2011 12:25:28 +0000

William & Kate The Movie described as 'naff' shocka

According to reports, the upcoming Lifetime network film about Kate Middleton and Prince William's relationship has already been dubbed "the naffest Royal movie ever made". Not sure who by, maybe the cast itself if these stills are anything to go by.

As reported by The Sun, the accents are wrong because the male lead is from New Zealand (wouldn't it be AMAZING if it was Bret or Jermaine?) and can't talk with a plum in his mouth. More curiously, though, another scene has been slammed because Middleton takes a bath. Eh?

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Sting like a bee

Mon, 21 Mar 2011 13:07:40 +0000

Juicy Berry: HM Pictures of the Day 21st March 2011

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