• Name: Rebecca Loos
• Age: 32
• Occupation: Home Wrecker
• Best Work: Selling her story to News Of The World
• Worst work: The Farm
• Worth: £
• Significant Others: A nameless Norwegian Doctor
• Most Likely to: say ANYTHING for publicity
• PAPS: 119
• SLAPS: 109

If ever there was an award for being the most pointless celebrity ever, Rebecca Loos would have to win. The pigeon faced PA to David Beckham made a somewhat derogative name for herself when she claimed to have had an affair with the soccer star. Refusing to get out of our lives she then appeared on numerous reality television programmes, most famously tossing off a pig on The Farm. Not content with Football players and pigs, she then admitted she was bisexual. She is now currently pregnant and is keeping the father's identity a secret - probably by his own request.