Holy Moly! - Rebecca Loos

Golden Bollocks

Sat, 02 Oct 2010 10:52:51 +0000

Mentalist claims his wife slept with David Beckham, allegedly tried to run his car down

The footballer/King of the world is mentioned in the divorce papers of celebrity jewellery designer, Shery Shabani, whose children go to the same school as Brooklyn, Romeo and Cruz Beckham. She announced to the court that she was accused by her "jealous" husband, Kambiz, that she "fucked David Beckham". But here comes the best/worst/fucking terrifying bit...

"In May 2010, Mr Beckham told me that [my husband] had gone to our children's school and tried to drive Mr Beckham off the road.

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Goldenballs: The Return

Mr. HM — Mon, 24 May 2010 10:18:17 +0000

David Beckham Affair: Australian Magazine claims British Newspaper investigating 3 women

You can see the magazine cover and some of the article for yourself ^^up there^^.

Expect huge and furious denials from David and Victoria Beckham's reps any second now.

I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY ON THE MATTER.

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Rebecca Loos

temp1 — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 14:50:52 +0000

If ever there was an award for being the most pointless celebrity ever, Rebecca Loos would have to win. The pigeon faced PA to David Beckham made a somewhat derogative name for herself when she claimed to have had an affair with the soccer star. Refusing to get out of our lives she then appeared on numerous reality television programmes, most famously tossing off a pig on The Farm. Not content with Football players and pigs, she then admitted she was bisexual. In 2009 she gave birth to a son. The father is a Norwegian doctor.

Image: rebeccaloos.jpg

Occupation: Home Wrecker

Best Work: Selling her story to News Of The World

Worst Work: The Farm

Worth: £

Significant Other: Sven Christjar Skaia

Most Likely To: say ANYTHING for publicity

Date of Birth: 19/06/1977

Paps: 300

Slaps: 265

Eva shows her rack (of ribs)

chrisns — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 00:00:00 +0000

Newsmound: The dog egg of the internet

Lindsay Lohan launches her new spray tan and those freckles magically disappear

Laineygossip

Beth Ditto, Kate Moss and Lily Allen combine to produce a tasty soup

PopsugarUK

Kat Von D proves that neck tattoos can never look trashy

Yeeea

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Loos pregnant

chrisns — Wed, 11 Feb 2009 00:00:00 +0000

Rebecca Loos announces that she is four months pregnant

The 31-year-old wasn't able to get through much of the interview without mentioning David (she did manage 30 seconds but that was just the time it took her to walk in and sit down) and said: "I doubt David knows anything about it."

It was six years ago, change the record.

She added: "I wasn't planning to have a child but it's going to be very loved. Becoming a mother will change everything.

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Is it because I is an icon?

chrisns — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 00:00:00 +0000

David Beckham proud to be a straight gay man

Beckham was talking to GQ magazine when the confusing subject came up and his simple face immediately lit up as he gurned his pleasure.

"Yes, I like that. When someone said that about me, it made me laugh and I was quite proud of it. To have that kind of effect on so many different people around the world, I was honoured. When people talk to me about being a gay icon I think of it as a great honour."

Let's be clear about this - David has no idea what 'gay' means. He probably thinks it's something about his hair looking nice. Hair nice make David laugh.

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Loos Woman

chrisns — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 00:00:00 +0000

Holy Moly pap Rebecca Loos at the Embassy Club

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Celebrities out at Movida

chrisns — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 23:00:00 +0000

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Thin, Loos or Boar

chrisns — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 23:00:00 +0000

Rebecca Loos still alive. Yawn

Rebecca who? You remember. She once wanked off a pig. And David Beckham, if you believe her story.

Aside from causing a farmyard furore and owning a nose longer than a yacht's rudder, there are few redeeming features about the woman. It's therefore a bit of a mystery when she has a pop at someone equally as talentless.

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Heavy night for Ms Loos at Embassy

chrisns — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 23:00:00 +0000

Rachel Loos coming out of the Embassy

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