We've seen some pretty poor reasons for holding awards ceremonies in the past, but this has to be the worst so far. We shouldn't be giving people rewards for having disfunctional personalities, reality TV needs to be carefully monitored and controlled, possibly even docked every now and again. Like a naughty dog.

Ricky Hatton has allegedly been caught by the News Of The World snorting a load of cocaine during a 10-hour drink and drugs binge and we're about as shocked as the time they exposed Kerry Katona. But at least Hatton's footage was slightly less seedy as it wasn't being filmed by his wife while he did it in the bathroom with the kids downstairs ...