In today's selection of malpractice lawsuits waiting to happen we've got Jocelyn Wildenstein, a woman who now smiles with every part of her face, Tori Spelling, Anne Hathaway wearing a wonderful pair of bumblebee glasses, Kirsten Dunst at the GLAAD awards, Alessandra Ambrosio showing us that some people simply couldn't look better, Ricky Martin going to extreme lengths to show how strong his trousers are, and finally, John Travolta seemingly made of stone.

Remember a 1990s girl group called Milan which featured Martine McCutcheon? Well, Milan Fashion Week is even MORE glamorous, wheeling out Duran Duran, Ricky Martin AND Tina Turner. However, because fashion is about clothes rather than famous people (contrary to what L.F.W might have you believe), no one really cares too much about the front row, it's all about the catwalk, innit. Quite a shocking contrast to the UK shows from Henry Holland et al, too - it's like this bunch of designers might have actually studied pattern cutting - crazy, we know... Still, it doesn't necessarily make that Dolce and Gabbana frock and bum bag worth 6k... And at least Donatello's Versace dress covers her breasts, but that's about all it's got going for it...