• Name: Rihanna
• Age: 22
• Occupation: Singer
• Best Work: Umbrella
• Worst work: R-Rated
• Worth: £££££
• Significant Others: ex-Chris Brown
• Most Likely to: wear eyebrow-curlig outfits
• PAPS: 268
• SLAPS: 237

Rihanna was nothing more than another mere pop star who shook what her mamma gave her in pop vids, until she collaborated with Jay-Z on catchy Umbrella ella ella ey ey, and then everyone wanted a piece of this good girl gone bad. Releasing a few more tunes, Rihanna's life was becoming somewhat enviable until she met her latest boyfriend Chris Brown who recently beat the shit out of her. His career has been destroyed and her second album was, if we're all being honest here, shit. Think on.