• Name: Robbie Williams
  • Age: 37
  • Occupation: Singer
  • Best work: Lovelight
  • Worst work: Old Before I Die
  • Worth: ££
  • Significant others: Ayda Field
  • Most likely to: pull a moony

He started out slithering around in a string vest with the other homoerotic Take That boys and together with the group celebrated huge success with hits such as, Could it be Magic? And Relight my Fire. Known as the 'fat one' Robbie then decided to leave the group, and shamed the band when his hit 'Angels' hit the top spot. Take That fell into oblivion, whilst Robbie dated supermodels, won a load of awards and was plastered across girls bedrooms everywhere. Fast forward a few years and the opposite seems to be true. Cue a reunion, some pretty horrific X Factor performances and the fastest selling album of the century.

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