• Name: Robert De Niro
• Age: -34
• Occupation: Actor
• Best Work: Taxi Driver
• Worst work: Analyze That
• Worth: £££
• Significant Others: Grace Hightower
• Most Likely to: order the blackened cod
• PAPS: 135
• SLAPS: 142

The Godfather of violent films and looking stern into a mirror, but can also crack a joke, starring alongside Ben Stiller in Meet the Parents. With his bushy eye brows and New York accent he epitomises what's needed his genre of violent films but isn't confined to it. His cross dressing character in Stardust is a polar opposite to his role in Taxi Driver. His domination of Hollywood has given him a successful career which spans over 3 decades. Blimey - what a man.