Holy Moly! - Robert De Niro

He's got 99 Problems But Vaginal Stitches Ain't One

Gemma Exley — Fri, 30 Dec 2011 09:53:36 +0000

Beyonce might have given birth to baby called Tiana May Carter, might have not

According to Twitter rumours, Beyonce gave birth to a girl called Tiana-May Carter in a private New York hospital this morning.

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Toronto is in Canada, FACT!

BeccaDP — Sun, 11 Sep 2011 13:46:50 +0000

Toronto Film Festival 2011: lots of people going to premieres.

The premiere of Pearl Jam Twenty sees Eddie Vedder and Chris Cornell bothwearing shades, even though we just Googled what the weather in Toronto is like, and it's all cloudy and cold. Well, well, well.

Brangelina pose together outside the premiere of Brad's new film Moneyball, which was also attended by Anna Faris, Jonah Hill and Spike Jonze. Meanwhile, George Clooney, Ryan Gosling, and Clooney's new squeeze Stacey Keibler attended the Ides of March premiere.

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New year, same old crap

Wed, 27 Jul 2011 12:37:01 +0000

New Year's Eve trailer: follow-up to Valentine's Day, double the cheese and A-listers

It's the follow-up to Valentine's Day, which was - or at least it looked like it was from the part of the trailer we could stomach - the cheesiest film ever made, with an equally large cast...

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Jason Statham is cool but crude, Ryan Reynolds is a party dude

Peter Meehan — Fri, 01 Jul 2011 14:19:10 +0000

Friday Film Trailers: Killer Elite, Lucky, The Change Up, Bellflower

To kick things off is Killer Elite, a film about assassins or something similar -they’re definitely bad men, that’s for sure. Clive Owen and his peculiar moustache are trying to track down Jason Statham.

Of course with a bunch of Brits in a film, and Owen and Statham doing their best Ray Winstone impressions, the Americans would feel lost and insecure, they chuck Robert De Niro in so we’re all a bit more comfortable with some American accented (ass not arse) kicking.

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No Russell Crowe?

John Hill — Mon, 06 Jun 2011 08:34:17 +0000

Spike TV Guys Choice Awards: Sean Penn, Justin Timberlake and Scarlett Johansson

So anyway, here are the winners. Jennifer Aniston has been hot for a decade and Jim Carrey is still hilarious apparently. HELLO SPIKE TV, 2002 CALLED. IT WANTS ITS AWARDS BACK! OMG LOL. Hilarious.

Guy of the Year

Mark Wahlberg

Brass Balls

Keith Richards

Decade of Hotness

Jennifer Aniston

Funniest M.F.

Jim Carrey

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Cannes this silly festival just finish please

John Hill — Thu, 19 May 2011 10:21:11 +0000

Cannes Film Festival: Sean Penn refusing to leave, Tamara Beckwith wears a banana

Joining Sean on the red carpet at some of the wonderful films they're showing right now to celebrities and boat people in Cannes were Charlotte Gainsbourg, Eva Herzigova, Grace Hightower, Jodie Foster, John Hurt, Karolina Kurkova, Kiera Chaplin, Kirsten Dunst, Laetitia Casta, Milla Jovovich, Olivia Grant, Robert De Niro, Ronnie Wood, Rosario Dawson, and Uma Thurman. All wearing their finest gear, all looking as dull as ditchwater.

All except Tamara Beckwith, who wore a hula inspired dress and paired it with a banana purse. Always said she was a keeper.

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She's a Cannes-y lass

Sat, 14 May 2011 09:07:05 +0000

The Cannes Film Festival 2011: Cheryl Cole shows lots of breast, looks above average

How can someone go from this to this so easily?

It's quite astounding.

We still can't take our eyes off her. Especially that pear. But we'll stop drooling for a moment and give you the lowdown on the rest of the goings on at the 2011 Cannes Film Festival yesterday.

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Cannestan

John Hill — Wed, 11 May 2011 14:17:33 +0000

Cannes Film Festival: Jude Law joins Robert DeNiro and Uma Thurman on judging panel

As you may have guessed, our expectations for this year are particularly low. You might have guessed that from the intro, or perhaps the fact that we're a bunch of miserable bastards, but either way, we can't be totally wrong. Tarantino choosing his favourite films is one thing, after all, he's a film nerd turned director. We're pretty sure that doesn't apply to DeNiro, Uma Thurman or Jude Law. Although if this had been adult films, we'd certainly have a lot more confidence in Judey Judey to pick a genuine winner.

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More loose skin than a German family holiday

John Hill — Thu, 28 Apr 2011 11:36:30 +0000

Tribeca Vanity Fair Party: A lot of vanity, unfortunately not much partying

Despite this however, we still love them all. Even Ron Howard. Having said that, old Ron also seems to be the only one of them who can still smile without being hung upside down.

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Wizard of Oz

Harry Bow — Tue, 26 Apr 2011 08:20:27 +0000

God Bless Ozzy Osbourne premiere at Tribeca Film Festival, god bless all the guests too

The doc, which covers everything from Ozzy's Brummie upbringing to reality show, has been getting impressive reviews... While the earlier stuff is said to cover bits of interesting info like the fact that Black Sabbath's self-titled debut was recorded in twelve hours for “about ten bucks”, it moves onto more familiar family stuff like Kelly and Jack's drug problems, blahdeblah... There's a bit about his other kids too (not Aimee, the ones from his first marriage, who have slightly differently shaped faces).

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